Actual conversation that took place five seconds ago:
Brother (he's 11): Do you ever have dreams about Amanda Palmer?
Me: Yes....
Brother: What do you dream about her?
Me: Oh...we just talk and hangout mostly. We sing and stuff.
Brother: WHAT? Thats not a dream! I dream that I'm being chased by killer bees and then they start sword fighting with pirates and they all fly planes and the planes fight with bombs and machine guns. And then monkeys climb my wall!!! And I just sit in the middle of it all and scream like a girl! And once I dreamed these dinosaurs were golfing and they ate me!!! But the weirdest one was about the mole people who lived underneath humans...and their king was gay. Wait, no once there was this team of cavemen hockey players.....
Me: ........ARE YOU KIDDING?
Brother: NO REALLY!
I'd write more but I'mm laughing so hard that even typing is difficult.
Much killer bee, dinosaur golf-playing-homosexual mole king love
lmao
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That is the best story I've ever read thus far.
I hear DeVotchKa playing. I realized that they play a song at the end of the movie.
Once my grandmother saw me drawing with headphones on. She asked, "Francesca do you hear music?" And I just laughed and said, "Always." Corny and true lol.
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