God bless Grandma and vino and California Maki. God bless trains for taking us far away and concerts for making us believe we will be rockstars. I am thankful for makeup and hair dye, the players and the game. I am thankful for vocal warmups and open concept architecture. God bless the black hearts of the administration at the university of Windsor for moving exams until the 22 of Dec even though technically we only lost 3 days of class. I am thankful for Crown Royal for making me believe I am a princess, and for vino for making me brave. I am thankful for playing dressup in my room while dancing to Euro pop. Thank god for my corset and stockings and the boys who want to borrow them. God bless gay men who will pretend to take us engagement ring shopping and create fake wedding registries. God bless all the bikers I've ever almost hit on the road, especially Riverside Drive, because they all must have a death wish. God bless all us golden hearted girls who know that being a bitch is truly a crafted talent that takes years of practice to perfect, especially because it's all an act. I am thankful for sunglasses. Hangovers have never looked so sexy. God bless the few who keep me sane enough to deal with the rest of them.
Amen.
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