Honesty is the best policy

I just want to say that it's really really scary when friends know you better than you know yourself. Lisa wrote this for our end of the year roast. Basically the third years bash us to hell. So I give you the honest truth, I can't deny any of it.


frankee orgasmed in bear grunts in class yesterday
frankee loves this singer named amanda palmer and has been turning into her the past two years
frankee can sing like an angel... she is a classically trained opera singer and never sings!
obsessed with phantom of the opera to the point where yep she would read erotic fiction based on it
loves sushi. frankee's diet consists of ciggarets when she's stressed, coffee and sushi
frankee wants to be in the circus as a juggler. this is not a joke.
loves lush and bathes in it
frankee has a tatoo the size of my face of a skull. want to know why she got it? because she got it half off for martigras
frankee comes from a family of 5 and her mother jenny is wacko and thinks frankee should get married and have babies. frankie said to her one day, once upon a time there was a girl who never got married and she was happy.
frankee also loves her vino but her ceasers more. sometimes we go for drives and listen to music and bitch about life
frankee has a group of friends who are all gay. they worship her to the high heavens and frankee loves all of them. u can find her on saturday night at the loop dancing with them. she will probobly marry one of them.
frankee and beth are going to get married. im the maid of honor.
once frankee told me she was going to put face paint on and steal lawn gnomes
she wasn't joking, these were her actual saturday night plans
frankee eats herfingers when she's stressed
honestly her skin peals off and its disturbing

Thanks Lis,
I couldn't have said it better if I tried.